The Teenage Months
The 5-to-9-Month Adolescence Plan
The age most owners give up: recall gone, chewing back, fear period. Know it before it hits.
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Getting more than one? The Teenage Months is one of the five guides in The Complete Puppy Library — $38.99 for all five ($9.97 less than buying them separately).
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Inside The Teenage Months
A month-by-month map of 5 to 9
What you'll notice, what's behind it, and what your job is.
The second fear period
The bit owners handle worst, because it looks like disobedience and is the exact opposite.
The re-proofing ladder
Why trained cues collapse, and how to bring them back.
Chewing, round two & why more exercise makes it worse
The destruction audit, and the enrichment menu that works instead.
Hormones, jumping, counter-surfing, door-dashing
The questions to take to your vet, and the three fixes for the whole household.
The daily ten + a monthly report card
Ten minutes a day, five non-negotiables, and a printable report card.
Who it's for: Anyone with a dog between four and twelve months — or anyone who wants to know what's coming. It's the sequel to The First 30 Days.
Work the plan for 14 days. If it hasn't helped, I'll refund you.
Email support@thecalmpuppy.com within 14 days telling me which days you ran and what didn't land. That's the whole process — a real person answers.
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The puppy you trained appears to have left. They have not — they are five months old, the brain is rewiring, and everything you taught is still in there, currently buried under a teenager.
Around month five most owners hit the same wall: the recall evaporates, the potty training wobbles, and something expensive gets destroyed. This is the single most common age at which dogs are given up, and it is also the most predictable. The Teenage Months is 13 pages on how to get through it without losing the dog you built.
What's inside
- A month-by-month map of 5 to 9 — what you'll notice, what's behind it, and what your job is
- The second fear period — the bit owners handle worst, because it looks like disobedience and is the exact opposite
- "He knows it, he's ignoring me" — why trained cues collapse, and the re-proofing ladder that brings them back
- Chewing, round two — the destruction audit, and what actually satisfies an adult jaw
- Why more exercise makes it worse — and the enrichment menu that works instead
- Hormones — the questions to take to your vet, including neutering timing
- Jumping, counter-surfing and door-dashing — the three fixes, for the whole household
- When the puppy license expires — play changes, dog parks, and guarding that appears for the first time
- The daily ten — ten minutes a day, five non-negotiables
- A printable monthly report card so you can see August was worse than November
Who it's for
Anyone with a dog between four and twelve months — or anyone who wants to know what's coming. It's the sequel to The First 30 Days.
Instant PDF download. Print it or read it on your phone. Works on US Letter and A4.
Before you ask
How is it delivered?
Instantly. You'll get your download link right after checkout — no shipping, no waiting.
Can I print it?
Yes. Read it on your phone or print it at home — every page works on US Letter and A4.
What if it doesn't help?
Work it for 14 days. If it hasn't helped, email me telling me what you did and what didn't land, and I'll refund you. One refund per customer, household or payment method.
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